The captain was a genius,
But had trouble with his penis.
Yeah, he couldn't float his boat in the sack.
And the captain's wife was furious.
She said, "I'm really curious
How the fuck you expect to fuck me with that."
So instead he started lickin'
Where she said to put his dick in,
And the crew members remember that day.
'Cause when the captain went down,
She made such a sound,
Everybody on the ship could hear her say...
"Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh!"
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